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    1 Sunny Sands

    29 Palms, CA 92277
    • $20,000
    • STATUS: Active
    • ON SITE: 46 days
    • ID#: JT21037202
    UPDATED: 117 min ago
    $20,000
    • 0
      BEDS
    • 4.55
      ACRES
    • 0
      BATHS
    • 0
      1/2 BATHS
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    Vacant Land / Lots
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    The last time I was in a restaurant in a city I sat there and looked at all of these fancy people having fancy conversations. Everyone so dressed up. I couldn't understand what was happening. As much chatter as I heard it seemed that no one was listening to each other. Just a bunch of David Byrnes. I sat and looked at this single oyster on a plate that was staring at me. So I started to talk to it. We became very engaged. Like we were floating in space together having a deep conversation. The kind of conversation you have when you were a teenager. The kind of conversation that no one has anymore. I said, "I'm scared." The oyster responded with all sincerity, "I'm scared too." We then both laughed out loud hysterically. And we couldn't stop. Then the laughter turned to tears. And the tears turned into sobbing. The oyster said, "Dry your tears. Dry them like Desert Height. Use a mainline extension for water and go solar. It's gonna be alright." I looked at the oyster confused, but it made sense. It seemed like I had been struck by lighting. I threw cash down and left. And I drove. I drove all night to this place called Desert Heights. And I never left. Thank goodness for oysters. The stars are worth the price of admission.

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    Based on information from California Regional Multiple Listing Service, Inc. as of 2021-04-12T15:33:42.76. This information is for your personal, non-commercial use and may not be used for any purpose other than to identify prospective properties you may be interested in purchasing. Display of MLS data is deemed reliable but is not guaranteed accurate by the MLS or The Alvarado Brothers | Ever Stewart Alvarado Broker. Licensed in the State of California, USA.
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    1 Sunny Sands 29 Palms, CA 92277

    • Price: $20,000
    • Status: Active
    • Updated: 117 min ago
    • ID#: JT21037202
    0
    Beds
    0
    Baths
    0
    ½ Baths
    4.55
    Acres
    Neighborhood:
    DC710 - Desert Heights
    County:
    San Bernardino
    Area:
    DC710 - Desert Heights
    Property Description
    The last time I was in a restaurant in a city I sat there and looked at all of these fancy people having fancy conversations. Everyone so dressed up. I couldn't understand what was happening. As much chatter as I heard it seemed that no one was listening to each other. Just a bunch of David Byrnes. I sat and looked at this single oyster on a plate that was staring at me. So I started to talk to it. We became very engaged. Like we were floating in space together having a deep conversation. The kind of conversation you have when you were a teenager. The kind of conversation that no one has anymore. I said, "I'm scared." The oyster responded with all sincerity, "I'm scared too." We then both laughed out loud hysterically. And we couldn't stop. Then the laughter turned to tears. And the tears turned into sobbing. The oyster said, "Dry your tears. Dry them like Desert Height. Use a mainline extension for water and go solar. It's gonna be alright." I looked at the oyster confused, but it made sense. It seemed like I had been struck by lighting. I threw cash down and left. And I drove. I drove all night to this place called Desert Heights. And I never left. Thank goodness for oysters. The stars are worth the price of admission.
    Exterior Features

    Lot Features Desert BackDesert Front Lot Size Source Assessor Lot Size Units Square Feet View DesertHillsMountain(S) View YN Yes

    Property Features

    Additional Parcels YN No Association Fee 0.00 Association YN No Community Features Mountainous Country Us Distance To Water Comments 0 Elevation Units Feet Land Lease YN No New Construction YN No Senior Community YN No Special Listing Conditions Standard Water Source None Zoning Rl-5

    Listing provided courtesy of Stephen Buchanan of 29 Palms Realty


    Based on information from California Regional Multiple Listing Service, Inc. as of 2021-04-12T15:33:42.76. This information is for your personal, non-commercial use and may not be used for any purpose other than to identify prospective properties you may be interested in purchasing. Display of MLS data is deemed reliable but is not guaranteed accurate by the MLS or The Alvarado Brothers | Ever Stewart Alvarado Broker. Licensed in the State of California, USA.
     
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